The "Yoruba Demon" Starter Pack

All you men who support my movement and show me love by visiting my blog often, it is with love that I pen down this article. By now I'm sure you are familiar with the term "YORUBA DEMON." This term has been flying round all social media platforms of late.

Who are they? What do they do? These questions must be going through your head but fear not, I got you. Yoruba demons are high class yoruba men who go about breaking hearts. They are sweet talkers who know just how to get a girl to off pant. Problem is they get tired easily and so leave a long trail of girls in their wake. Yoruba demons are also known to cheat alot.

Now, the girls are going to hate me for this post but they gotta know this blog isn't just about them. I got you too. Lol. Back to the topic, you don't have to be a yoruba boy to be a yoruba demon these days. All you got to do is make sure you get the Yoruba Demon Starter Pack below and you are good to go.

Catch the list below.

1. GET YOU AN AGBADA
You cannot be a yoruba demon without an agbada. Simple! How else can you pull up to a wedding and get the girls thinking up baby names? Please don't even dull. Your agbada can come in any colour but here's the thing, any other colour apart from black and white then it's going to be difficult for the girls to take you seriously. Heed thy words.

White agbada is convenient if you are just starting out as a yoruba demon.

Black agbada is for demons that have over time mastered the craft of being a demon. Please I beg you in the name of all the earth deities, please don't pull up in a black agbada if you are still learning work. Please oh. This is for your own good else all these experienced girls will just finish you. Lol.

2. AN IPHONE 6S/ SAMSUNG GALAXY NOTE 5 IS A MUST
When you finally decide to go in after having observed the girl for some time you gotta have the perfect tool to extract a good response from her. What tool is better than an iphone 6s or a Samsung galaxy note 5? These are hyped up phones that girls can recognise a mile away. Trust me when I say a girl starts taking you serious when she sights your phone. Edakun, if you use a tecno or infinix or injoo or blackberry phone kindly back off till you upgrade. This is a public service announcement oh.

3. A PAIR OF DARK SHADES
Don't ever under estimate the power of a pair of dark shades. They put you in charge automatically. By addition, they help you scope multiple girls at the same time without anyone noticing. Make sure your dark shades are designer stuff else lagos girls will drag you through hot coals with their bad mouths.

4. AN EXPENSIVE RIDE
When you are having that talk with her you are going to need more than an iphone 6s is she is a classy girl. You see Lagos girls like dating guys that are established. Make sure the key to your expensive car is on display as you attempt to get her phone number. Bless up fam.

5. GET THE EXPRESSION
You can't go about smiling up and down and then be wondering why girls don't take you seriously. Work up an expression that says "Bored but I could try and chill with you" and watch the girl try so hard because she can't tell for certain if you are feeling her or not.

6. GET THE HAIRCUT/ JOIN BEARD GANG
Get a confirmed barber to give you fresh haircuts prior to any outing. If possible, grow neat beards. Trust me when I say that we ladies love that shit.

7. BELONG TO A CLIQ
Yoruba demon, yoruba demon but you are not in a CLIQ.  How can you know the latest trends? How would you know the happening babes? Find one CLIQ to latch on to by fire or by force. No time.

8. GET A NICE CRIB
You can not claim to be an accomplished yoruba demon and be living in ikotun or ikorodu or oshodi and the likes. You have to live where things are happening. Lekki, vi, maryland, ikeja are some of the nice places you can bring your babes to.

Life as a yoruba demon is not an easy one as you constantly have to be popping. You also have to be influential enough to get invites to society functions. Plus you have to be able to afford the lifestyle. If all these resonate well with you then do well to get your Yoruba Demon Starter Pack today and flourish.

It's a wrap rebels. Later. Xoxo,
The Lagos Rebel 😍